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Post by Admin on Sun Sep 06, 2009 9:09 pm

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“The best vitamin for a Christian is B1.”
“Under same management for over 2000 years”
“Soul food served here.”
“Tithe if you love Jesus! Anyone can honk!”
“Don’t wait for the hearse to take you to church.”
“Beat the Christmas rush, come to church this Sunday!”
“Life has many choices, For Eternity, two. What’s yours?”
“Never give the devil a ride. He will always want to drive.”
“A man’s character is like a fence. It cannot be strengthened by whitewash.”
“Prevent truth decay. Brush up on your Bible.”


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To Bee or Not To Bee

Post by Buzz on Wed Sep 09, 2009 2:40 pm

Science says the bumble bee can't fly becuase his body is too heavey for his wing span, but since the bumble bee doesn't know that... he flies anyway. Very Happy
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Funny

Post by JoeJoe on Wed Sep 09, 2009 9:18 pm

How Was I ta' Know God Would Answer the
Stupid Little Bird's Prayer!
SOOOOoooo Embarrassing!


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In Despair?

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JUST TO MAKE IT INTERESTING

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HOLY COW

Post by JoeJoe on Thu Sep 10, 2009 7:10 am

Never Too Late!

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Only Jesus Knows the Future

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Peter on Wed Jan 06, 2010 9:23 pm

My sister-in-law told me a great one while I was in Houston...

The Bridge...

A Young Fella found Faith and realized God Could and Would Answer Prayer... so he was trying to figure what to ask for. Finally He said... "God I'd really like to ride my Motorbike too Hawaii... so could you please make a bridge to HAwaii?" God Thought about it and finally said, "You know my son that's a really big deal...
I'd have to run a tunnel under a huge section of the Pacific

and the materials needed and the time and planning... COULDN'T YOU Ask for Something ELSE?"

The Young fella thought for a bit and said, "OK Father... Could You Help me Understand Women?" ... There was a deffining silence in Heaven and on earth... finally after a long pause God's voice came back...[/size]
"How Many Lanes Would You Like on that Bridge?"


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LOL

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Buzz on Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:48 pm

More on Jill & Kevin's Wedding Entrance!



If you haven't seen it yet... you should... Click HERE or Above on the Post for the direct YouTube Link.

Although Jill and Kevin Heinz’s “Forever” wedding entrance may not be for everyone, it definitely put a big smile on my face. Sure, somersaults down the isle, big pink sunglasses, and a slo mo Matrix-y type performance may be a bit unorthodox. However, your wedding day should be a celebration of your love for each other—and no one can accuse these two lovebirds of skimping on the celebration part.

They took a risk by incorporating their personalities into the wedding festivities in a very unique way. However, I think most people really admire how they dared to be different, and truly enjoyed the refreshingly quirky ceremony that resulted from it.

It is evident that this is a couple that will last for a long time to come…if only because, let’s be honest, there’s really no way to top that first wedding. Aww.


If you haven't seen it yet... you should... Click above or on the Post or here for the direct YouTube Link.
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Post by Maria Guzman on Thu Mar 11, 2010 6:03 am

Ha Miki! Thanks... That was Great! Being the only resident Catholic in the midst of all you heathen protestants... tongue ... I'm gonna follow with this!

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Rick on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:25 am

Miki what did you start! Leave it to the Japanese!

Larry welcome! Enjoyed the puppy prayer! Just don't be praying against my cat! LOL! Wink

Miki can they stand one more?

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Post by Maria Guzman on Thu Mar 11, 2010 9:38 am

One More? HA! I could listen to this all day! Miki you're my hero! Cool

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Irish Declare War on France:

Post by Scoop on Mon Mar 15, 2010 8:29 am

Happy St. Patricks Day All!


Irish Declare War on France:

The French President is sitting in his office when his telephone rings.

"Hallo, Mr. Sarkozy!" a heavily accented voice said. "This is Paddy down at
the Harp Pub in County Clare, Ireland. I am ringing to inform you that we
are officially declaring war on you!"
"Well, Paddy," Sarkozy replied, "This is indeed important news! How big is
your army?"

"Right now," says Paddy, after a moment's calculation, "there is meself, me
cousin Sean, me next door neighbour Seamus, and the entire darts team from the pub. That makes eight!"

Sarkozy paused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 100,000 men in my army waiting to move on my command."
"Begoora!" says Paddy. "I'll have to ring you back."

Sure enough, the next day, Paddy calls again. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still
on. We have managed to get us some infantry equipment!"

"And what equipment would that be Paddy?" Sarkozy asks.

"Well, we have two combines, a bulldozer, and Murphy's farm tractor."

Sarkozy sighs amused. "I must tell you, Paddy, that I have 6,000 tanks and
5,000 armored personnel carriers. Also, I have increased my army to 150,000 since we last spoke."
"Saints preserve us!" says Paddy. "I'll have to get back to you."

Sure enough, Paddy rings again the next day. "Mr. Sarkozy, the war is still
on! We have managed to get ourselves airborne! We have modified Jackie
McLaughlin's ultra-light with a couple of shotguns in the cockpit, and four
boys from the Shamrock Bar have joined us as well!"
Sarkozy was silent for a minute and then cleared his throat. "I must tell
you, Paddy, that I have 100 bombers and 200 fighter planes. My military
bases are surrounded by laser-guided, surface-to-air missile sites. And
since we last spoke, I have increased my army to 200,000!"


"Jesus, Mary, and Joseph!" says Paddy, "I will have to ring you back."

Sure enough, Paddy calls again the next day. "Top O the mornin', Mr.
Sarkozy! I am sorry to inform you that we have had to call off the war."

"Really? I am sorry to hear that," says Sarkozy. "Why the sudden change of
heart?"

"Well," says Paddy, "we had a long chat over a few pints of Guinness, and we decided there is no way in Heaven we can feed 200,000 prisoners.
Happy St. Patricks Day All!


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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Miki on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:30 pm

I couldn't understand this all, because my English is not so good, but it was so cute I thought everyone might enjoy!

Miki

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Miki on Sat Apr 17, 2010 5:39 pm

And one more if you don't mind too much.

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Bo Randalls on Tue Sep 28, 2010 6:10 am

This is a really funny seggment done by Aaron Wilburn a Christian Comidian! Well Worth a Watch if You Need a Smile!
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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by JoeJoe on Tue Oct 26, 2010 3:00 pm

No one is useless in this world who lightens the burden of it for anyone else.
-- Charles Dickens


Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things.

-- Robert Brault

Romans 13:12 The night is far spent, the day is at hand: let us therefore cast off the works of darkness, and let us put on the armor of light.


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North, South Carolina

Post by Dave on Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:13 pm

So Funny! Sorry I'm still Laughing! Enjoy!
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Post by BUBBA SMITH on Wed Dec 15, 2010 7:30 am

Recently joined your club here and wanted to say I've enjoyed your posts very much! Hope to visit often! Oh and Merry Christmas to all!
This Picture still has me laughing! Neat Site!
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Post by BUBBA SMITH on Fri Dec 17, 2010 11:46 am

Author and lecturer Leo Buscaglia once
Talked about a contest he was asked to judge.
The purpose of the
Contest was to find the most caring child.

The winner was:

A four-year-old child, whose next door
neighbor was an elderly gentleman, who had recently lost his
wife. Upon seeing the man cry, the little boy went into the old
Gentleman's yard, climbed onto his lap, and just sat there.
When his mother asked him what he had
said to the neighbor, the little boy just said, 'Nothing, I just
Helped him cry.'
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Post by Kerry on Tue Jan 11, 2011 11:01 am

Did You Ever Wonder Why the Irish Invented the "River Dance"?
Well Here is One Plausible Explanation!
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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Terry on Tue Feb 22, 2011 8:33 pm

Really enjoyed this. Well presented.
Peter wrote:
My sister-in-law told me a great one while I was in Houston...

The Bridge...

A Young Fella found Faith and realized God Could and Would Answer Prayer... so he was trying to figure what to ask for. Finally He said... "God I'd really like to ride my Motorbike too Hawaii... so could you please make a bridge to HAwaii?" God Thought about it and finally said, "You know my son that's a really big deal...
I'd have to run a tunnel under a huge section of the Pacific

and the materials needed and the time and planning... COULDN'T YOU Ask for Something ELSE?"

The Young fella thought for a bit and said, "OK Father... Could You Help me Understand Women?" ... There was a deffining silence in Heaven and on earth... finally after a long pause God's voice came back...[/size]
"How Many Lanes Would You Like on that Bridge?"



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Post by Rick on Sat Feb 26, 2011 2:49 pm

If You Need a Smile... This Will Do The Trick! God Bless Folks!
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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Tom Willis on Wed Mar 02, 2011 7:56 am

Risk vs Reward



To laugh is to risk appearing the fool.
To weep is to risk appearing sentimental.
To reach for another is to risk involvement.
To expose your ideas, your dreams,
before a crowd is to risk their loss.
To love is to risk not being loved in return.
To live is to risk dying.
To believe is to risk despair.
To try is to risk failure.
But risks must be taken, because the
greatest hazard in life is to risk nothing.
The people who risk nothing, do nothing,
have nothing, are nothing.
They may avoid suffering and sorrow,
but they cannot learn, feel, change,
grow, love, live.
Chained by their attitudes they are slaves;
they have forfeited their freedom.
Only a person who risks is free.


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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Tom Fireman on Mon Jun 13, 2011 3:04 pm

Ha! That was NEAT! Thanks Windy!
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Post by Ray on Tue Jun 14, 2011 4:33 pm

Persistence

"It ain't what they call you, it's what you answer to."
-W.C. Fields
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Post by Larry on Fri Jul 29, 2011 6:11 pm

Brought back memories. Thanks Rick.
Rick wrote:
Just for Fun! The Voice Behind All Those Cartoon Characters!Smile

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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Dave on Sun Oct 09, 2011 4:32 pm

"Don't be afraid of tomorrow; for God is already there."
-Author Unknown


He Is Near




Remember this.
When people choose to withdraw far from a fire,
the fire continues to give warmth, but they grow cold.
When people choose to withdraw far from light,
the light continues to be bright in itself but they are in darkness.
This is also the case when people withdraw from God.
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Re: Quips, Quotes & Fun Stuff

Post by Ed on Thu Jan 19, 2012 8:49 am

Ha! That Was Worth the Read! Thanks!

Peter wrote:
My sister-in-law told me a great one while I was in Houston...

The Bridge...

A Young Fella found Faith and realized God Could and Would Answer Prayer... so he was trying to figure what to ask for. Finally He said... "God I'd really like to ride my Motorbike too Hawaii... so could you please make a bridge to HAwaii?" God Thought about it and finally said, "You know my son that's a really big deal...
I'd have to run a tunnel under a huge section of the Pacific

and the materials needed and the time and planning... COULDN'T YOU Ask for Something ELSE?"

The Young fella thought for a bit and said, "OK Father... Could You Help me Understand Women?" ... There was a deffining silence in Heaven and on earth... finally after a long pause God's voice came back...[/size]
"How Many Lanes Would You Like on that Bridge?"


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