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Post by Brandy Sat Mar 26, 2011 3:03 pm

Times Like These... it sure helps to smile and trust that God is in Control! Praying for all you folks in Japan! Praying For Victories Out Of Seeming Defeat!
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Post by Peter Fri Sep 16, 2011 8:45 am

Three Holy Men and a Bear
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
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Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus...Hallelujah!'
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The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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Post by Scoop Mon Oct 03, 2011 8:51 am

Three Holy Men and a Bear
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan Universityin Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.

Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'

Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus...Hallelujah!'

The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."



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Post by Richard Smith Sat Oct 08, 2011 7:02 pm

Grandma is eighty-eight years old and still drives her own car. She writes:

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Dear Grand-daughter,

The other day I went up to our local Christian book store and saw a
'Honk if you love Jesus' bumper sticker ..

I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting.

So, I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper.

Boy, am I glad I did; what an uplifting experience that followed.

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection, just lost in
thought about the Lord and how good he is, and I didn't notice that the light had changed.

It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't
honked, I'd never have noticed.

I found that lots of people love Jesus!

While I was sitting there, the guy behind started honking like crazy,
and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, 'For the love of
God!'

'Go! Go! Go! Jesus Christ, GO!'

What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus!

Everyone started honking!

I just leaned out my window and started waving and smiling at all those loving people.

I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love! ;
There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a sunny beach.

I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger
stuck up in the air.

I asked my young teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant.

He said it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something.

Well, I have never met anyone from Hawaii , so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign right back.

My grandson burst out laughing.

Why even he was enjoying this religious experience!!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me.

I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is
when I noticed the light had changed.

So, grinning, I waved at all my brothers and sisters, and drove on
through the intersection.

I noticed that I was the only car that got through the intersection
before the light changed again and felt kind of sad that I had to leave
them after all the love we had shared.

So I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away. Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!!

Will write again soon,

Love, Grandma

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Post by Ed Mon Oct 17, 2011 1:51 pm

These are great! Thanks Everyone.

Peter wrote:
Three Holy Men and a Bear
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A Catholic priest, a Baptist preacher, and a rabbi all served as chaplains to the students of Northern Michigan University in Marquette. They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk shop.

One day, someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard - a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided to do an experiment. They would all go out into the woods, find a bear, preach to it, and attempt to convert it.
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Seven days later, they all came together to discuss their experience.

Father Flannery, who had his arm in a sling, was on crutches, and had various bandages on his body and limbs, went first. 'Well,' he said, 'I went into the woods to find a bear. And when I found him, I began to read to him from the Catechism. Well, that bear wanted nothing to do with me and began to slap me around. So I quickly grabbed my holy water, sprinkled him and, Holy Mary Mother of God, he became as gentle as a lamb. The Bishop is coming out next week to give him first communion and confirmation.'
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Reverend Billy Bob spoke next. He was in a wheelchair, had one arm and both legs in casts, and had an IV drip. In his best fire-and-brimstone oratory, he claimed, 'WELL, brothers, you KNOW that we don't sprinkle! I went out and I FOUND me a bear. And then I began to read to my bear from God's HOLY WORD! But that bear wanted nothing to do with me. So I took HOLD of him and we began to wrestle. We wrestled down one hill, up another and down another until we came to a creek. So I quickly dunked him and baptized his hairy soul. And just like you said, he became as gentle as a lamb. We spent the rest of the day praising Jesus...Hallelujah!'
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The priest and the reverend both looked down at the rabbi, who was lying in a hospital bed. He was in a body cast and traction with IVs and monitors running in and out of him. He was in really bad shape. The Rabbi looked up and said: "Looking back on it, circumcision may not have been the best way to start."
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Post by Buzz Fri Jan 27, 2012 5:45 pm

Funniest thing to me is how incredibly long it takes for the site to load. All joking aside... it is a problem and I was wondering if something couldn't be done about it? God Bless You All... I treasure this site and come on almost everyday, but I don't post because of the download time.

I'm Waitin'... Come On... Download Already... Smile
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Post by Peter Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:31 pm

Great Post Buzz! Looks like somebody heard you because now it's downloading like a rocket. Now to see if we can post videos again... a fella can only hope! Puppy Picture was perfect! Wooof Wooof! HA! All the best!

Buzz wrote:Funniest thing to me is how incredibly long it takes for the site to load. All joking aside... it is a problem and I was wondering if something couldn't be done about it? God Bless You All... I treasure this site and come on almost everyday, but I don't post because of the download time.

I'm Waitin'... Come On... Download Already... Smile
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Post by Buzz Sun Jan 29, 2012 8:21 pm

Downloading Problem is Now History! Domo Arigato!

When I left Narita the Site Was Flowing Like Mud
But Arriving in LA it Was No Longer a Dud!

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Post by Bob Dee Thu Feb 02, 2012 4:45 pm

Yep... Logging in was a pain... felt like I had to wait for the tree to grow before I could get to the LOG IN part. Seems better now! Wow... Thank You!

And While We Are talking of something funny... how about...

BRITISH HUMOUR IS DIFFERENT

also

CHILDREN ARE QUICK



These are classified ads, which were actually placed in U.K. Newspapers:
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 years old,
Hateful little bastard.
Bites!

FREE PUPPIES
1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbour's dog.

FREE PUPPIES.
Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.
Father is a Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS: NEVER BRED.
Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE .
Worn once by mistake.
Call Stephanie.

**** And the WINNER is... ****

FOR SALE BY OWNER.
Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.
Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.
No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.



Statement of the Century

Thought from the Greatest Living Scottish Thinker--Billy Connolly.
"If women are so bloody perfect at multitasking,
How come they can't have a headache and sex at the same time?"


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Children Are Quick
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TEACHER: Why are you late?
STUDENT: Class started before I got here.

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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN: You told me to do it without using tables.
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TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
TEACHER: No, that's wrong
GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.
(I Love this child)
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TEACHER: Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD: H I J K L M N O.
TEACHER: What are you talking about?
DONALD: Yesterday you said it's H to O.
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TEACHER: Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
WINNIE: Me!
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TEACHER: Glen, why do you always get so dirty?
GLEN: Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER: Millie, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
MILLIE: I is..
TEACHER: No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.'
MILLIE: All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'
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TEACHER: George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree,
but also admitted it.
Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
LOUIS: Because George still had the axe in his hand.....
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TEACHER: Now, Simon , tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
SIMON: No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.
______________________________
TEACHER: Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's..
Did you copy his?
CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog.

(I want to adopt this kid!!!)
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TEACHER: Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
HAROLD: A teacher
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Post by Windy Fri Feb 03, 2012 3:23 pm

Bob some of those might not fit so well on this site? Just a thought, but they were funny. Thank you.
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Post by Peter Fri Feb 03, 2012 6:17 pm

OK Bob... I'm with Windy on this one. HA! But...
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Post by Harry Tue Feb 14, 2012 7:31 pm

These were Fun...

Don't let your worries get the best of you.
Remember, Moses started out as a basket case.
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Some people are kind, polite, and sweet-spirited
until you try to sit in their pews..

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Many folks want to serve God,
but only as advisers.

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It is easier to preach ten sermons
than it is to live one.

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The good Lord didn't create anything
without a purpose,
but mosquitoes come close.

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When you get to your wit's end,
you'll find God lives there.

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People are funny: they want
the front of the bus,
the middle of the road,
and the back of the church.

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Opportunity may knock once,
but temptation bangs on the front door forever.

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Quit griping about your church.
If it was perfect, you couldn't belong.

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If a church wants a better pastor,
it only needs to pray for the one it has.

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God doesn't propose to judge a man
until he is dead. So why should you?

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Some minds are like concrete:
thoroughly mixed up and permanently set.

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Peace starts with
a smile.

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I
Don't know why some people change churches.
What difference does it make
which one you stay home from?

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A lot of church members singing
'Standing on the Promises'
are just sitting on the premises.

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Be ye fishers of men. You catch 'em --
God'll clean 'em.

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Coincidence is when God chooses
to remain anonymous.

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Don't put a question mark where
God put a period.

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Forbidden fruits create many jams.

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God doesn't call the qualified.
God qualifies the called.

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God grades on the cross,
not the curve.

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God loves everyone,
but probably prefers
'fruits of the spirit' over
'religious nuts'!

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God promises a safe landing,
not a calm passage.

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He who angers you, controls you!

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If God is your co-pilot, swap seats!

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Prayer:

Don't give God instructions.
Just report for duty!

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The task ahead of us is never as
great as the Power behind us.

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The Will of God never takes you
to where the Grace of God
will not protect you.

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We don't change the message.
The message changes us.

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You can tell how big a person is
By what it takes to discourage him.

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The best mathematical equation I have ever seen: 1 cross + 3 nails = 4 given.
There is no greater treasure than a good friend!

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Post by Lou Sun Mar 18, 2012 3:51 pm

Lend me a cent... Ha! That Was a Winner!

Windy wrote:
Million Dollars and a Million Years

Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one.

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"What about Finnegan?" inquired the other.

"'Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: 'It's a fine job you've had here for a long time.'

'Well, Finnegan,' said St. Peter, 'here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent.'

'Ah!' said Finnegan, 'I'm needing cash. Lend me a cent.'

'Sure,' said St. Peter, 'just wait a minute.'" Funnies 42

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